Y’all looka here...       I said to my self late one night    My line was gettin' rusty   So I thought I'd try Game Number Nine   Cause' it had always been my trusty...You see      Game Number Nine was the one where I'd smile   And said some real clever things   Like..."Where you been girl all of my life,    Hey! You ought to hear me sing"      Now Game Number Nine had never failed me   It was tried tested and true   And Game Number Nine was in action   As I worked my game on you...Like this...      Now girl I don't mean no harm, but you know   You seemed kind of dumb at first    And I thought a Nine just might be to strong   You giggled and smiled and you didn't talk too much   But I knew that wasn't gon' last too long      You started asking me about my employment   And did I have any traveling plans   And where did I spend most of my nights   Cause' you were lookin' for a full time man      And there was so many things in life that you'd always wanted to do   And of course a man with my intelligence it seemed to fit right nice with you      Now girl, remember...   Before to long you started askin' me about a pretty little ring you saw   And I found myself downtown one day walking towards the jewelry store   I said to the man "Hey!...I just want to look, cause' I ain't ready to buy"   And uh, just then you walked up behind me and you said   "Can I please try it on for size?"      Now it seemed like only yesterday    That I worked Number Nine so sweet   But it didn't turn out the way I planned it   As I went down in defeat      Oh I was scared...Oh, Oh      Looka here...    Now Nine had always been my best shot    All my partners said it was tough   They all knew about my Magic Nine    But it was hard to copy my stuff      Now maybe you can tell me honey   Uh, just where Number Nine was weak    Come on baby tell me, uh, before we go to sleep   Now darling, I ain't lost a Game of Nine    Since the year can remember when   As I turned out the light you whispered to me...   “I used a Number Ten”      Yea you did, you know you did   Ah huh, oh yea...