* Understanding is the best thing in the world ,   between a boy and a girl      boy and girl and even a woman or a man , its always   better when you realy understand      1) You know understanding is a mighty powerful thing ,   thats why it makes me so sad   when I see my friends wandering aroung thru the world   , never knowing the meaning of the word   understanding , so in the next few minutes, Im gonna   try to explain just exactly what it means   now wait a minute, listen , for instance , you take me   and my old lady , we gotta good thing goin   because I know If I dont work and pay the rent and the   bills and buy her fine pretty clothes to wear well ,   there are fifteen other guys just waitin round the   corner , and I dont care how much that woman loves me   , she磗 gonna go out and find herself one of them who   will and thats why I believe that      * repeat      2) Now listen I dont want you to think that this is a   one sided affair , no no    because my old lady also understands that a man must   have respect   what I mean is , if she must play around dont let me   catch her , because what I dont see cant hurt me , you   understand? but on the other hand , If I should ever   catch her Im not gonna talk about-a   and call her a bunch of bad names like you all might   no no mh   what Im gonna do , Im gonna go down-town to the   hardware store and buy myself a double blade axe ,   come back , square off, and believe her soul磗 gonna   belong to the good lord   because her head磗 gonna belong to me , and I   guarantie she磍l know what I mean when Ill say      * repeat several times ............. ( FADE )