We like drivin' on a Saturday night   Past the leisure center left at the lights   Oh we don't look for trouble   But if it comes we don't run   Lookin' out for trouble   Is what we call fun      Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals   Wouldn't you like to come   Over and watch some vandals   Smashin' up someone's home?   (Ooo ooo ooo)      We can't help it, we're so thick we can't think   Can't think of anythin' but shit, sleep and drink   Oh, we like women   "Up the women", we say   And if we get lucky   Then we might even meet some one day      Oh you, you in the Jesus sandals   Wouldn't you like to come   Over and watch some vandals   Smashin' up someone's home?   (Ooo ooo ooo)      Mister, we just want your car   'Cos we're takin' a girl to the reservoir   Oh, all of the papers say   "It's a tragedy", but don't you   Wanna come and see?      Hey      (Ooo ooo ooo)   Mister, we just want your car   'Cos we're takin' a girl to the reservoir   Oh, all of the papers say   "It's a tragedy"      Umm, Mister, we just want your car   'Cos we're takin' a girl to the reservoir   Oh, all of the papers say   "It's a tragedy", but don't you   Wanna come and see?      Mister, we just want your car   'Cos we're takin' a girl to the reservoir   Oh, all of the papers say   "It's a tragedy"