I listen to your show   Who are you? Who knows?   You're way cooler than me   I'm a loser, baby   You hate the majors, buy indies   I'm a member at HMV   Saving cash for the new BLUR   You get your records for free   She was on the radio   Playing vinyl I don't own   But she had to go   Dropping names of unknowns   I'm two years behind   She wouldn't play Bjork   You're every week   Now she's gone to New York   Playing vinyl I don't own   Dropping names of unknowns   I'm two years behind   You're every week   Can I borrow some CDs?   Hang around, buy you coffee?   I'll dust off your records   I'll do your laundry