Well she stepped into the room   Right then she got my eyes   She had an ass like a truck   And two amazing thumping thighs      She's been like no other   Just one big fat mother freak   So ? ? ? ?       She likes whips and chains and things   She don't need no diamond rings   Couldn't get her through the door   So I did her on the floor      Lets get naked baby   And roll under the sheets   I ask one favor baby   Don't roll on top of me      She's my crisco queen   A non-stop love machine   On the scene like a sex machine   She ain't big going get bigger      Sparks may fly like the fourth of july   Just don't get any in your eye   She's got me on a 2x4   So I don't fall in when she wants more      I got excited she through   Her hands right over me   One the size of a truck   The other the size of a tree      She whispered in my ear   Just one could you push it near   Guess I had to move when you get down to it      She likes whips and chains and things   She don't need no diamond rings   Couldn't get her through the door   So I did her on the floor      Sparks may fly like the fourth of july   Just don't get any in your eye   She's got me on a 2x4   So I don't fall in when she wants more