I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off   Dance around the house like nature boy   My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't    quite what I would like them to be   But you don't see me   No one can see me      I pull my blinds   Fill out my income tax form   Pen in hand I write so legibly   I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him   But you don't see me   No one should see me      I pull the blinds    For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating   I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy   Bottom-a bit of pornography   But you don't see me   No one should see me      I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door!   And I've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5!   And I've been gettin my ass chewed out since the day I arrived here!