Some people tell me I got great legs   Can?t figure out why you make me beg   Does not compute, don?t not compute      You think you?re special, well so do I   Why do special women make me cry?   Does not compute, it don?t not compute      Must be something in the water they drink   It?s been the same with every girl I've had   Must be something in the water they drink   ?Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?      Some people think I?m kinda cute   But that don?t compute when it comes to you   It don?t compute, somethin?, mama, don?t compute      What?s the hangup? What?s the scam?   Guess you think I?m just another one, one of your fans   It don?t compute, somethin?, honey, don?t compute      Must be something in the water they drink   It?s been the same with every girl I've had   Must be something in the water you drink   ?Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?      I've got to get to you, baby      Some people think I?m kinda smart   Why must a fella stop with you before he starts?   It don?t compute, mama, somethin? don?t compute      I?d buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars   But you gotta talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are      Must be something in the water they drink   It?s been the same with every girl I've had   Must be something in the water you drink   Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?      Must be something in the water they drink   Must be something in the water they drink   Must be something in the water they drink   Must be something in the water they drink   Must be something in the water they drink      Must be something in the water they drink   Must be something in the water they drink   Must be something in the water they drink   Must be something in the water they drink   Must be something in the water they drink      Why? Why?   I do love you, I do   Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do