The threat, they say   Comes from countries ending in '-an'   Where the family name is Khan   And they all read the Koran      The answer, they say   Is to bomb them all to dust   Then in fifty years they just   Might be able to see things our way      We're not barbarians   Like we were way back when   We've learned from history   So we're going round again      I miss the days   When the threat to our position   Didn't come from some religion   But from godless communism      We're not barbarians   Like we were way back when   We've learned from history   So we get to go round, get to go round   Get to go round, get to go round again      Tell your sons   Not to bother with football   Get a backpack on and crawl   We're in this for the long haul      Tell your sons   Not to bother with football   Get a backpack on and crawl   We're in this for the long haul