I'd like to actively encourage the toughest man   to dance as hard as he can to this, my song   And bring your stupidest friends along.      We wrote this song cause it's fucking boring   To keep spellin out the words that you keep ignoring   And your macho shit won't phase me now   It just makes us laugh   we got your cash, court jester take a bow.      Cause did you know that when I was 9   I tried to fuck a friend of mine   He was 8, then I turned 10.   14 years later it happened again, with another friend   This time it was me on the receiving end      All the fists in the world can't save you now   If you dance to this, you drink to me   And my sexuality   With your hands down my pants by transitive property