[Proof]    Drug nation, we know no denial    We are fuckin drug addicts, ha ha!    Don'tcha? Yes! Don'tcha? Yes!    Don'tcha? Gotta do it - Kurt Cobain!       [Proof]    Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll    Gave a little X, and I got some stroll    Can't tell I lit this roach it's too hot to hold    Turn that up, that's the Countin' Crows    Hy-dro, let's abuse it    Oh, no, that's techno music    Homos and sex abusers    Slow mo', hit the exit duty    A pill, bitch, and a room    Condom biz, takes balloons    Ass, tits, acid    Pass it (that's it!)    Puff, puff, and pass    (Puff, puff, and pass!)    The motherfuckin blunt that's stuffed with hash    Don't make me have to punch yo' ass       [Chorus: Proof] + (Rude Jude)    Mom and Dad! (I smoke weed)    Mom and Dad! (I do blow)    Mom and Dad! (I take E)    Mom and Dad! (I bang hoes)    Oh Mom and Dad! (I sniff paint)    I've been bad! (I drink 'gnac)    Don't be mad please! (I jerk off)    Mom and Dad! (I smoke crack)       [Proof]    My mind ain't where I left it last    I got an F in class; in fact, eff this class!    Why they call this a special class?    I'm gon' press an ass, not test to pass    I do what I want, I'm tired of bein bored    Pass the Corona and turn on some porn    Hand me an ambi' and I start snorin    And don't say it's too early in the mornin!    I'm horn dog but bad to the bone    Slick talkin teacher give me ass, I'm alone    Here, take these pills and pass 'em along    I don't wanna die in my casket alone    If I'm a gat in a room with a hand full of 'shrooms    Morpheus, I took the red and the blue    (Don't do drugs) No more    (Don't do drugs) No less    (Don't do drugs) Without me    (Don't do drugs!) {*coughing*}    That's Kid Rock's advice, Tupac alike    With a pregnant nun, dick slobbin dyke    (Aw come on Proof, man that ain't right!)    Man fuck you Salam, it's hip-hop for life    I'm a cutthroat killa with a butter knife    Man I got the dick that your mother likes       [Chorus]      [Rude Jude]   Aiyyo Mom and Dad    Thanks a million for raising me bang up job Dad    You left when I was 5 dickhead!    Yo, I got a secret for you Mom    I don't even like going to those family reunions    I just go there to bang my cousins    That's it, you think I like playing volleyball?    I'm lookin at their asses Ma    I'm tryin to knock up one of my cousins Mom    Yo Pop, I think you're a fuckin homo    Hey thanks for payin for my college, I'm learnin a lot    I'm learnin a million, I'm learnin a bunch of shit    Like how to put rufees in chicks drinks and fuck 'em in the face    Look for me at teabag.com bitch    Thanks Mom, thanks Dad you're great    Hey Proof, thanks for gettin me on the fuckin record    Pssh, college, I never been to college    Community college what?    I gotta say somethin else, what?    Fuck it, I'm done...