This girl at another table      Started singing "Danny Boy"      And staring at me   With a mischevous grin            Drawing me in with her eyes   And then she held me there   With her lips               Everybody in the cafe laughed      Dazed, I walked back      To my table and received      Some very disturbing news      "Good job, dude", Anandi said   "You just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend"               Now I'm in deep shit,      I said to myself      That's the worst news      I've ever heard      I had a bag over my head already,      Bleaching my hair,      But I pulled it down      A little lower      Crazy Horse is the meanest      Of the meanest, the leader   Of the lowest of the low            The St. Paul skins   With a bullet hole tatoo         On his shaved head   And I just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend         Anandi grabbed a napkin         She drew a diagram      With red lipstick   This is how you'll look         When he gets through      You never should have come      In the first place         And now the boot boys      Are gonna rearrange your face      "I tried to warn you", she said   "But now you're going back to kiss her again"