Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg   He won it in the war   In nineteen forty four   Corporal Clegg had a medal too   In orange, red and blue   He found it in the zoo   Dear, oh dear, oh   Are they really sad for me?   Dear, oh dear, oh   Will they really laugh at me?      Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him   Missus Clegg, another drop of gin      Corporal Clegg, umbrella in the rain   He's never been the same   No one is to blame   Corporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dream   From her Majesty, the Queen   His boots were very clean      Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him   Missus Clegg, another drop of gin?      Corporal Clegg   Corporal Clegg      All right men -- in you go!      Corporal Clegg