Why was I the last to know?   That you weren't coming to my show you coulda   Called me up to say "Good luck"   You coulda called me back you stupid fuck   Why was I the last to know?      First date, we ate Sushi and   It went well, I was funny and   You said I was a cutie   That's the last thing I heard from you      I left the tickets at the door for you   I had to tell my mom that there was no more room   You didn't show, that was so uncool   You coulda called me back      So I guess this means that we're   Not friends anymore, I heard   It's me you're asking for, I thought   I'd see you at the show you said you'd go      Why was I the last to know?   That you weren't coming to my show you coulda   Called me up to say "Good luck"   You coulda called me back you stupid fuck   Why was I the last to know?   Why was I the last to know?      After the date, I wouldn't go home with you   I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you   You tried to get me to do things I just won't do   Last I heard from you      Here is how I guess the story goes   You woulda came if I was a hoe   Fuck for parts that's just not how   I roll, move it on down the road      So I guess, we shouldn't have been   Friends anymore, sick of hearin'   That it's me you're askin' for   'Cause I thought I'd see you at the show   You said you'd go   Why was I the last to know?      That you weren't coming to my show you coulda   Called me up to say "Good luck"   You coulda called me back you stupid fuck   Why was I the last to know?   Why was I the last to know?      You thought you know me   I guess you didn't   You thought you had me   I think you didn't   You thought you knew me   I guess you didn't      Why was I the last to know?   That you weren't coming to my show you coulda   Called me up to say "Good luck"   You coulda called me back you stupid fuck   Why was I the last to know?   Why was I the last to know?   Why was I the last to know?      The last to know   Why was I the last to know?   Why was I the last to know?   Why was I the last to know?   You coulda called me back   Last to know