Everybody now has at least one tattoo   Private school girls wearing Doctor Marten boots   A studded leather jacket won't in still fear   Marijuana clothes can be bought at Sears   Your little brother has bright green hair   Retro 70's threads will make everyone look square   My parents went on a holiday in Cambodia   All the little mods think they're the surplus army-uh   All that kid's stuff's been done before   Piss off your teachers, you're no poser   To offend your parents it has to be new   Gotta' show everyone that you're so cool   Stick a pin in your ear   Drill a hole in your nose   Connect them with a chain   Let the snot flow   Drive a stake through your lip   And a ring 'round your brow   Put a stud in your tit   More holes tomorrow   Pierce a needle through your penis   Bore a tunnel in your tongue   Never mind the redness   This is so much fun!   Look at those eco-warriors running around in birkenstocks   Winter never stops 'em, they just wear Honduran socks   Skate or die your way around town   Black death gothic fashions drag the world down   Those little rappers wear their clothes backwards   Now every single kid thinks they're a gangsta   Never wash your hair, gross, you'll have dreads   Shave it all off like Kojak, be a skinhead...