Your face, got all bunched up I could sense the tension in the air,   You're pretty good at pretending but there's no way of fooling me   You said, how it was perfect I tried to believe your claim,   I knew what you wanted was a receipt for an exchange I tried,   please forgive me!   For the stupid present that I gave you...   I knew, what you wanted   How could I have been so stupid?   What was I thinking when I picked it off the shelf?   If I could, (if you could!) only try again   But I suppose that it's too late,   next year is so far away   you know you can't wait till then I tried, please forgive me!   For the stupid present that I gave you...   I had good intentions   had I only paid attention to the request you made the other night   What was I thinking   I must have been drinking when I picked it off the shelf?   I tried, please forgive me!   For the stupid present that I gave you...