I've spent half of my life in this God awful place   And I dare say I've only grown older   I've had all I can take with patience and kindness   I can't wait in this line any longer   But this is the way that I am   So if you choose me please abuse me   Never mind the mileage   There's no harming me intrinsically   And every sign of wear and tear   Is lost in autumn foliage   Well aren't you impressed      Now I'm stating endless waiting   Is my favorite pastime   There's nothing new for me to do   And so I have to wonder   Will there ever be a last time   'cause I need a rest      Chorus   Standing in the longest line   Waiting for my turn   I wonder if my turn will ever come      Chronic starter, perfect martyr   Never need a reason   I guess that I could hibernate   Or move away to another place   Pray for a change of season   When will my sun shine      Chorus      Now please don't show me spring time flowers   It'd be more than I could take   After living through the clouds and showers   I can hardly wait      Chorus      If you've spent half of your life in this God awful place   You will swear that you've only grown older   If you treat everyone you know with patience and kindness   You will not know your self for much longer      Well, this is what I have become   Standing in my line      Longest line [repeat]