[Intro]   How shallow can a man be   I borrowed this story from a friend   now an enemy   'cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line   and disrespect a lady of any kind   [Verse 1]   [sing] Stranger in my bed   can't recall last night   that's why   I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head   oh god   got to wash my nuts   I've done it once again   [Chorus]   [rap] Go Go get dressed   get outta my bed   now find your way home   Go   [Verse 2]   [sing] Lucky to have survived   she was more than twice my size   big is beautiful   but I'm just a small guy   and I could break   under the weight of her thighs   maybe now I should quit my drinkin'   what was I thinkin'   oh god   I've done it once again   [Chorus]   [Bridge]   [rap] I had the beer goggles strapped on   passed out   face down   naked on the lawn   awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking   the type of girl that literally brings home the bacon   in my state of mind   I was hers for the taking   it seems she was interested in some lovemaking   "do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung"   it was then that I knew   we were in for wang chung   she grabbed my car keys   my ID   we dipped   in between sips of Schlitz   she kept lickin' her lips   I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick   or to drive-thru KFC for another drumstick   [sing] I feel so ashamed   no one to blame but myself   I've done it once again   [Chorus]   [Outro]   How shallow can a man be   he must be too blind to see   that he's bleeding insecurities   and she cries…