Let me tell you about a friend of mine   His name's boll weevil check him out   Spends all day on his big butt   And he don't ever ever get outside   I come to visit I bring some sunshine   And I just spread it all over the fire      He's stuck on his big couch stuck in his big shell   He looks at the tv and he's all right   I come from the drug lord the local drug store   Bug is a fly baby he's never uptight   And I wonder      Boll weevil why don't you get out of your home   He said I'm comfortable here I don't wanna move I don't wanna leave   I said boll weevil get right out of your home      Good bye I gotta stay I'll move some other day bye bye gotta go to sleep   And let the tube shine let the tube shine   Let the tube shine let the tube shine      Now I would tell you about boll weevil but that bug is just too scary   He's sittin there all alone I try to coach him out with chocolate pies   But he would not move a muscle and I tried      To make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside      Boll weevil get right out of your home   Boll weevil get right out of your home   Boll weevil get right out of your home   Boll weevil get right out of your home      Now I would tell you about boll weevil but that bug is just too scary   He's sittin there all alone I try to coach him out with chocolate pies   But he would not move a muscle and I tried      To make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining out   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside      Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see that the sun is shining outside   Make him see the sun make him see the sun   Make him see the God damn sun