No pizza has arrived    And i am so hungry    I rang up at 6:25    For a delivery    Even though i could    Have gone out    I can't be arsed tonoight    It reminds me that i'm so fat    I'm so fat.       No pizza has arrived    And i am so hungry    I rang up at 6:25    For a delivery    Even though i could    Have gone out    I can't be arsed tonoight    It reminds me that i'm so fat    I'm so fat.       Hello is that dominose I want a large magaritta    I want cheese and chicken and ham on the pizza    I phoned you up 10 minutes ago maybe you forgotten    maybee it was when you got referbished or something    sometimes you can't find things where you left them    Anyways, fuck it you've got it now, there's my order    can I have 2, I want one for my brother    My wife just gave birth to a daughter guess what I called her, magaretta    I heard about the fire too, I'm sorry    My brother had a company that got burnt down on him    if you haven't run out can I have extra ham    i need it for my dog, his names sam    I like the way you make your pizzas man    I like the boxes to they're great for making hats    Anyways I hope my pizza arives soon I need it to stay fat    truly yours your best customer this is Stan                   No pizza has arrived    And i am so hungry    I rang up at 6:25    For a delivery    Even though i could    Have gone out    I can't be ased tonight    It reminds me that i'm so fat    I'm so fat.       Hello is that dominoes, i'm still waiting for my Pizza it better be here soon    I ain't mad i just think that you should treat your customers better    If you don't want to take my order you don't have to    But you could at least let me know, other companies do    That includes pizza hut when they stoped i got told    I had been going there since i was 16 years old, with long hours    And you just ignore me, That's crap i'm always loyal to you    I want to be your customer i love your company to    I ain't mad i just don't like waiting when i got things to do    Remember last time you delivered you said i was your special customer    I just want you to heat my piazza and deliver    I always enjoy it when i give you my order    I can see that if you're busy it takes long    But you're never this busy, unless i'm wrong    you should treat me good cause me and you are the best    I tell all my friends that you're better then the rest    Sometimes i time myself to see how long it takes to eat    It's the highlight of the day, i go slower with extra toppings    See all the stuff you sell is great and i love you 'cause it's cheap    I told my girlfriend the whole menu and she was jealous    But she don't understand my love for pizza, only you do    She don't know why i count down the minutes from when i ring you    You better deliver it soon, i'l be the best customer you ever lost    Sencierly yours stan, P.S how much does pizza hut next to you cost                            No pizza has arrived    And i am so hungry    I rang up at 6:25    For a delivery    Even though i could    Have gone out    I can't be ased tonight    It reminds me that i'm so fat    I'm so fat.       Dear Mr Pizza company that's so good they don't care about their customers    This will be the last time I ever ring you up    It's been 2 hours now and still no pizza for tea    I know you got my orders you said you would send extra ham free    So This Is the message I'm leaving you    I hope you don't record over it I'm in Pizza hut now with a bomb    Hey dominoes i ate almost all the pizzas dare me to carry on    you know that song by Eminem and dido, stan    About that crazy emienem fan who wrote the letter    But eminem didn't write back and stan killed himself in the river    That's like this is you could have saved me if you had responded to my order    But now it's too late I've got a petrol bomb And I've eaten loads    All I wanted was my and my brothers mageritta    I hope you know you've made me hate your pizza    I love you dominoes I could 've still been your customer    But you lost me know    I hope you can't survive and you go down the pan    And when you go bust you loose your job and you get a ban    I hope your company totally fails    See dominoes, shut it cow I'm on the phone    Hey dominoes that's my girlfriend screaming in the oven    But I didn't over-heat her I just heated her up    See I don't do it how you do    Caus'e if I only warm her and leave her in there she'll die to    We'll gotta go i'm just about to set the bomb off now    Oh shit I forgot I ain't suppose to record this                      No pizza has arrived    And I am so hungry    I rang up at 6:25    for a delivery    Even though I could    Have gone out    I can't be arsed tonight    It reminds me that I'm so fat    I'm so fat       Dear Stan, we're getting your pizza ready now we've been very busy    I put in extra ham for your dog sam, it's free    Were really proud that you would call your kid that    We'll sent you an origamy book so you can make more hats    I'm sorry You still ain't got your pizza We will get it to you    Don't think we are ignoring you we have other customers to    But what is this stuff you tell us how you eat the pizza is up to you    We just heat them and deliver them as quick as possible to you    I think you need to stop getting in a mood    Other wise you'll die from anger and not eating the right food    But what you on about moving in to Pizza hut so your closer    I really think you and your girl friend need to talk together    Or maybe you should just be less of a fool    I hope you get to here this call    I hope You hear it tonight    Before you get hurt    I think you do all right    If you eat different foods    I'm glad you like our pizza but don't be mad    Just try and understand    that we do want you as a customer    I just don't want you do something stupid    I read about some stuff that made me feel like a helpless flid    Some dude ate loads of Pizza and was in Pizza hut    And had a petrol bomb and blew the whoe place up    On the phone they found a message but they didn't know who it was to    Come to think about the message was from Stan that's you    dam