Late one day, I led a Spanish boy astray      His name was Antonio      Took him out, and of his charms I had no doubt   Stayed drinking Mojitos   Tender in the bedroom is all I can remember   And the way he looked when he moved so near   In my ear, he whispered and shed a tear   Oh my bambino   Tender in the bedroom is all I can remember   And the way he looked when he moved so near      And in the morning when I woke there was no Antonio   Just some money that he’d left for the memory of me   And oh my beautiful guitar, that’s what really broke my heart   Had been stolen by the two-faced low lothario      One night stand, lover you got out of hand   Oh yeah you went too far   Big mistake, falling for a first class fake   Who left me for my guitar   Tender in the bedroom is all I can remember   And the way he looked when he moved so near   Through my tears, I would have to find my dear   Guano Antonio   Tender in the bedroom is all I can remember   And the way he looked when he moved so near      And in the morning when I woke there was no Antonio   Just some money that he’d left for the memory of me   And oh my beautiful guitar, that’s what really broke my heart   Had been stolen by the two-faced lothario      Oh my beautiful guitar   On and on I go till I find you   My beautiful guitar   On and on I go till I find you      Oh I know, oh I know, oh I know Antonio   Won’t be back as I discovered on his track   He’s gone back to Mexico, oh Antonio      Oh my beautiful guitar   On and on I go till I find you   My beautiful guitar   On and on I go till I find you      And in the morning when I woke there was no Antonio   Just some money that he’d left for the memory of me   And oh my beautiful guitar, that’s what really broke my heart   Had been stolen by the two-faced lothario   Yeah had been stolen by the two-faced lothario   Yeah had been stolen by the dirty two-faced lover bastardo