I'm hiding in a bush outside your window  I'm feeling sick and numb  Fed all my best lines to my best friend  So he could be the one  But I'm jerk because it worked  And I've just realised what I've done    Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl  Set it up so that he could rock your world  Promise me when you scream you fake it    Holly, I'm the one you should be dating  Seeing you with him is so frustrating  I taught him everything he knows  You fell for ever single line I gave him  I know that I'm dumb  But Holly ... I'm the one    So maybe I should just go home now  And let you have your fun  It doesn't make it any easier  I live across the street but one  But if that clown let's you down  Holly, you know here to come    Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl  Set it up so that he could rock your world  But I'm not, so I've got to face it    Holly, I'm the one you should be dating  Seeing you with him is so frustrating  I taught him everything he knows  You fell for ever single line I gave him  I know that I'm dumb  But Holly ... I'm the one    Who can't believe you're at my door  Cos he confessed that he'd never cheat again  Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I'd been keeping  I am the one [x6]    You said you valued his integrity  And honesty is rare  He swore to you he'd neve cheat again  He cried and said he cared  Well, he's a jerk because it worked    Holly, I'm the one you should be dating  Seeing you with him is so frustrating  I taught him everything he knows  He used to be my best friend now I hate him  And it sucks that he won  Cos he's a dick and you're amazingf  I know that I'm dumb  But Holly ... I'm the one