Started back in '79  rock 'n' roll is a waste of time  outcast expelled and raped  all they needed was an escape  they tried drugs and jerking off  Neil fainted and Vijay coughed  there's no stopping cause we're on the attack  SideSplittaz are coming back!  SideSplittaz  we'll make you bleed  SideSplittaz  we're all you need  SideSplittaz  we never grow old  SideSplittaz  we are rock and roll  We got a van and a couple of gigs  with dreams of making it big  stopping often at Taco Bell  on a tour straight to Hell  a record company offered us lots of cash  so we sold out really fast  no longer hated by everyone  SideSplittaz are number 1!  SideSplittaz  we'll make you bleed  SideSplittaz  we're all you need  SideSplittaz  we never grow old  SideSplittaz  we are rock and roll  Drugs and sex then got in the way  although Harry never got laid  soon our songs, well they started to suck  seems like nobody gave a fuck  then Notorious B.I.G. died  some of us laughed and some of us cried  in the end it was a sign  SideSplittaz had their time!  SideSplittaz  we'll make you bleed  SideSplittaz  we're all you need  SideSplittaz  we never grow old  SideSplittaz  we are rock and roll