Cold water   For a straight jacket case  Just role the cameras   And I swear I'll be okay    Now 3, 2, 1   This is daily news   And breaking  By a show of hands   Who else in here is faking?    This is where it all went wrong  And the words you said were subtle  But enough to break the ice    His is a perfect way to end it  And I told you I was clever  But I think you'll be surprised    You've got a knack   For finding   Red carpet thrills  And you've got the nerves   But baby I've got the skills    Now listen up   Get your elbows off the table  Keep your mouth wide shut  Cause I've got something else   To tell you    This is where it all went wrong  And the words you said were subtle  But enough to break the ice    This is a perfect way to end it  And I told you I was clever  But I think you'll be surprised    Here's your last chance   To clap along with me  And here's the part   Where the audience gets to sing    Now it's 5 to 1   If you were looking for a setup  By a show of hands   Who else in here is fed up?    This is where it all went wrong  And the words you said were subtle  But enough to break the ice    This is a perfect way to end it  And I told you I was clever  But I think you'll be surprised    Just tap your shoes now baby  And whisper   "There's no place like home"  Cause we're not   In Kansas anymore    these lyrics are submitted by Promnite13 Babbiii