She doesn't own a dress  Her hair is always a mess,   If you catch her stealin' she won't confess  She's Beautiful.    Smokes a pack a day, wait,   That's me, but anyway  She doesn't care a thing   About that hey,  She thinks I'm beautiful  Meet Virginia    She never comprimises,  Loves babies and surprises,  wears high heels when  she exercises  Ain't that beautuiful  Meet Virginia    Well she wants to be the Queen  Then she thinks about her scene  Pulls her hair back as she screams  "I don't really wanna be the Queen"    Daddy wrestles alligators  Mama works on carborators  Her brother is a fine mediator   For the president  And here she is again on the phone  just like me hates to be alone  we just like to sit home  and rip on the President  Meet Virginia, Mmmm...    Well she wants to live her life  Then she thinks about her life  Pulls her hair back as she screams  "I don't really wanna live this life"    She only drinks coffee at midnight  When the moment is not right   Her timing is quite, unusual  You see her confidence is tragic, but her  Intuition magic And the shape of her body?  Unusual    Meet Virgina I can't wait to  Meet Virginia, yeah eh yeah hey hey hey    Well she wants to be the queen   then she thinks about her scene   Well she wants to live her life  then she thinks about her life  Pulls her hair back as she screams   "I don't really wanna be the queen"  I, I don't really wanna be the queen  I, I don't really wanna be the queen  I, I don't really wanna live this