I'm sitting on the curbBy the empty parking lotOf the
You might be thinking that you're freeYou might be sailing
There's an ant crawling up your back in the nighttimeThere's
Crowd chants "people people people", and "ape ape ape" at
All my friends are beneath the Planet of the ApesAll
I'm your only friendI'm not your only friendBut I'm a
Birds fly into my windshieldThoughts fall from my thoughtsThis good
I was laying on the porchAs the bus drove byJust
Somebody's reading your mindDamned if you know who it isthey're
Conquest, it's a type of questThey called it a conquest
Istanbul was Constantinople,Now its Istanbul not Constantinople,Been a long time
Hey! Hey! Counterfeit fake!History wants you, they made a mistake
I returned a bag of groceriesAccidentally taken off the shelfBefore
Dig my graveDig my graveEvery time I look in your
I've been leaving on my thingsso in the morning when
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