People think they're funny when they haven't the wit  Others think they're gorgeous but inside they feel shit  Many think they're brainy but they haven't a clue  And I think I'm clever cos I'm singing this to you    We are wrong, we are wrong  We are all so, so wrong  We are monkeys  We are false, we run true  We should be in the zoo with our uncles  And if you don't believe  Go and climb up a tree and you'll love it  You're a fool to believe anymore  So believe you're a monkey     All the clever monkeys telling us what to do  Telling us to stay in line and join the monkey queue  Thinking that they're special cos they went to private zoo  One day soon they're gonna end up in a monkey stew     They are wrong, they are wrong  They are all so, so wrong  They are monkeys  They are false, They run true  They should be in the zoo with their uncles  And if you don't believe   Go and climb up a tree and you'll love it  You're a fool to believe anymore  So believe you're a monkey