The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile  WE PAID TWENTY SMACKERS JUST TO SAIL UP THE NILE  It cos ten quid..  TO GET STUCK INSIDE A PPPPPYRAMID.    I'd rather be in Hawaii, CLEETHORPES OR SOUTHEND  You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.    [Chorus:]  The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks  THEY DO NOT CARE ON EGYPT AIR  Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks  IN CAI I I I RO  The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks  YOU WILL GET RIPPED OFF IN EGYPT OH!    The hotel room filled us with gloom  WE SHOULD O' SPENT THE NIGHT IN A MUMMY'S TOMB  A camel ride...  ANOTHER TEN SMACKERS AND A NUMB BACKSIDE.    I'd rather be...  [Chorus]...  [Guitar Bit]...  [Chorus]