Who's That?    Who's that sitting at the bus-stop   Look at his mug shot   Looks like he's been mugged off   Woken up at night by the guard dogs   Plus he's got a pile of old broken alarm clocks       I can't even be bothered to  Read a book, write , clean or to cook   Feel like I’m Steve Mcqueen on foot   Look in my cupboards nothing but cheese and custard   My feet reek like Dijon mustard   So who's that sitting at the bus-stop   While his mums dog take a pee on his Dunlops   I lost my cherry to the solo in November rain   And I’ll always die hard like I’m John Mclane   So come on traffic lights go green   And come on STD test be clean   And pretty please Mr. Washing machine   Do your thing and take those funny stains off a my jeans   So come on mum, just leave that prick and   Come home sis at least for a bit   In school I was cool with geography and punch-ups   Picked on by the boy with the transformer lunch box       Who's that sitting at the bus-stop   Look at his mug-shot   It looks like he's been mugged off   Woken up at night by the guard dogs   Plus he' got a pile of old broken alarm clocks       Ey yo I stuff down a big fat breakfast that'd be fit for a builder   I got a crush on the waitress here a bit like Hillsborough   So when I dust I tip a couple of silvers   But I 'aint got a chance 'cos she looks like a film-star   But one fine day I’ll be a wealthy fellow   And then my piss-streak will a healthy yellow   But until then it's just me and my neighbours cello   Don't put your drinks on the table, please use my demo       Who's that sitting at the bus-stop look at his mug-shot   Looks like he's been mugged off   Woken up at night by the guard dogs   Plus he's got a pile of old broken alarm clocks       So I guess it's just me and the fruit machine   would someone please turn down the human-league   I’m trying to win some loot to get a new TV   So I can sit around all day and watch QVC       "Here's a man who would not take it anymore..pregnant women who smoke, it's bollocks , personal claim adverts, it's bollocks , charity muggers , bollocks , operator hold music, bollocks, people who say at the end of the day, bollocks , people who are willing to get off their arses and search the whole room for the TV remote 'cos they refuse to walk over to the TV and change the channel manually, bollocks, fucking easy-jet, bollocks, metro-sexual, bollocks, red nose day , bollocks , fucking bono, bono? Fucking bono, free papers in London, bollocks, sand in your vagina, bollocks, party girls, tail gaters, spam mail, soft porn, bollocks , fucking plot spoilers, Iceland, people who fucking clap when planes land."    these lyrics are submitted by Cherie