Songwriters: Black, Thomas; Gass, Kyle; Niederst, William; Niederst, William Patrick;I am complete  Funch    Yes, you are stuck, so out of luck  Now I'm complete and my jock you will pluck  This world will be mine and you're first in line  You brought me the pick and now you shall both die    Wait, wait, wait, you mother trucker  We challenge you to a rock off  Give us one chance to rock your socks off    Damn, dradge, fudge, The Demon Code prevents me  From declining a rock off challenge  What are your terms? What's the catch?    If we win, you must take  Your sorry butt back to Hades  And also you will have to pay our rent  And what if I win?    Then you can take Kage back to Hell  What? Trust me Kage, it's the only way  What you talking about? To be your little boy  Fine, let the Rock Off begin    I'm the Devil, I love metal  Check this riff, it's hot and tasty    I'm the Devil, I can do what I want  Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt  There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost  I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell  I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel  I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel    No, c'mon Kage, bring the thunder  There's just no way that we can win  That was a masterpiece, listen to me  He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man  Go, churn it, Kage    He's gonna make you his best slave  You're gonna gargle mayonnaise  No, unless we bust a massive monster mama jam  Dude, it's been a long, long trip  De-activated lasers with my trick  Now it's time to blow this mother down    C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down  I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down  Light up the stage 'cuz it's time for a showdown  We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town    Now we've got to blow this mother down  He's gonna takee me if we do not blow doors down  C'mon Kage 'cuz it's time to blow doors down  We'll bomb drive you, it's time for the black out    Hey anti-Christ-er, Beelzeboss  We know your weakness, our rocket sauce  We rock the casbah and blow your mind  We will defeat you for all mankind  You hold the scepter, we hold the key  You are the Devil, we are the D    We are the D, we are the D  We are the D, we are the D  We are the D, we are the D  We are the D, we are the D    We are the D, we are the D  We are the D, we are the D  We are the D, we are the D  We are the D, we are the D, we are the D    You guys are freaking lame  Come on, Kage, you're coming with me  Taste my lightning, truckers, no    Oh, shucks, you broke my horn, oh no  From whence you came, you shall remain  Until you are complete again, no    Curse you, Kage and curse you, Jables  I'll get you Tenacious D      © CROSSTOWN UPTOWN MUSIC;    these lyrics are last corrected by ThomsB