So many tech-heads   Recent invasion   I stretch out my long legs   And I kick away the mouse pad, baby       Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say   He promise a freebee   But he´s such a pokey little guy   Wait, I hear big footsteps   Thud, thumping out of the past   That big dumb guy is here at last    That big dumb guy is here at last       Cyberman lights up   But mostly he floppy   Computer man crashes   He´s so humpty dumpty, baby   Now he tries this experiment   Though he knows it´s so low-tech   He tries patting his forehead   While he´s rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby      But he can´t do it, can he?   No, no he can´t do that at all   But wait, I hear big footsteps   Thud, thumbing out of the past   Sure enough, that big dumb guy   Is here at last    That big dumb guy is here at last    Big papa bear      Maybe you can remember   It wasn´t that long ago   When you dialed a number   You got a living, breathing human being   On the telephone       Don´t want nothing to do   But just study the skin on your face   I want to look up at the sky   And watch the sunset   With someone like you      Wait, I hear big footsteps   Thud, thumbing out of the past   That big dumb guy is here at last   That big dumb guy is here at last   That big dumb guy is here, he's here       In fact he´s brought his   big raccoon coat with him   And he doesn´t even know it´s   politically incorrect      That big dumb guy is here at last   I see him now walking torward me   Let´s get it on with your big bad self       Get it on babe, Get it on babe   Get it on babe, Get it on babe   That big dumb guy is here at last   Big, big, big, big, big   Big dumb guy   Oh, ha - smartest guy   I ever knew yeah   Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me   kiss me, kiss me now   If feels so good      I don´t want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore   I don´t want to see that pinwheel go round   and around and around   Every time I try to open any window   Hold me, you big dumb guy   You smart guy