Strange times in Portland, Maine   Lobsters dancing on the docks   Switzerland's been wierd since they unplugged the clocks   Man and a woman in Brooklyn Heights   Each convinced the other's in the wrong   While last year the divorce rate trippled in Hong Kong      If through all the madness   We can stick together   We're safe and sound   The world's just inside out and upside down      Flash from Mexico   The Toreadors have all turned gay   Roman whores have quit to seek a better way   Dope has undermined the morale of   The Buckingham Palace guards   Motorcycle gangs ride naked down Hollywood Boulevard      If through all the madness   We can stick together   We're safe and sound   The world's just inside out and upside down      Marahaj wants you to lead a pilgrimage to Tibet   New York women want me sounding off like a Suffragette   I know that each of us is all alone in the end   But the trip still feels less dangerous when you've got a friend      If we stick together   You and me forever   We're safe and sound   The world's just turned inside out and upside down   The world's just turned insode out and upside down