Verse 1:    If I drop them dogs a broke nose gets clubed    then I crack that jaw cause you know I get raw    I remember when I used to sit on the see saw    now I just shoot em up shoot em up dog    ya better stand clear cause I show no fear    when I hit you with the baseball bat in the air    it's gonna be on when the shit goes down    so you better be ready clown    I cock that hammer then I pull that trigger    better run quick cause I'll put the hole right in ya    look what I gave ya the I'll behavior    Funkdoobiest got the 31 flavors    Smoka chocolate the number 1 toke up    play your punk ass like a hand in poker    hearts, clovers, diamonds, shrooms    wopbabalubop balap bam boom    Verse 2:    Who the funk do you think you are?    I got the funk blasting out your car    now what the funk are you gonna do?    I'll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie crew    here comes the Son, but not the ruler    it's the dooler, sippin on the wine cooler    we hit the cronic well aint that ironic    that's why they call us the Doobies    cause we give the porno flicks to do us a floosey    drop the panties and give up the booty    I think I'll pass, she's got the coodies    so we get the funk on to find us a groupie    you tell the hope, they're aint nottin like a doobie    groovy, as I funk up the room    Wopbabalubop balap bam boom    Verse 3:    I generate power, devower cowards in an hour    whos got the funeral flowers    I cut like a sickle, so fuck a Don Rickles    I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a nickel    so watcha telling me there aint no Melanie    just check out check out um check out my melody    handle the vandal, caught in the scandal    hands will lift when I sing soprano    flavors what I kick, I'm strong like a viking    call me a psycic, but Mikey says he likes it    I pump the I'll disco, I'm out like a missile    who blow the whistle, I blast like a pistol    kapow boom, so give me some room    as I Wopbabalubop balap bam boom