What did I do wrong?    Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo    Am I really all that bad?    You're worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger    Why are we still together?    Oh I can't leave until you're dead    You mean 'til death do us part?    I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head    It was lucky for us I turned the radio on    They say that music soothes the savage beast    There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red    The two of us would surely have ended up dead       [Chorus]       You stopped us from killing each other    Tom Jones, Tom Jones    You'll never know but you saved our lives    Tom Jones, Tom Jones    I could never throw my knickers at you    And I don't come from Wales       Still haven't solved our problems    You mean we hate each others guts    I still wanna poison your pizza    And I still wanna cut off your nuts    I phoned the marriage guidance    I tied the phone line round your neck    I'm sick of all this hatred    Well that will be the arsenic making you sick    You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff    As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on    You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes    It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits       [Repeat Chorus]       And now the war is over    I've lost the urge to break your neck    I owe my life to What's New Pussycat    Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead    Oh I used to call you satan    And you were Cruella De'Ville    But now you call me your Delilah    And I am not your lucifer    And I am just your pussycat    But just a word of warning now    Just in case we ever get tired of his voice    I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong    And I know an atom bomb that's going for a song       [Repeat Chorus Twice]