Grinding off the neighbor's cat    Baggy shorts and stupid hat    halfpipe hero I am not    Where's the brakes, I cannot stop       Scootering, scootering, scootering and free    Me and my skuda wrapped 'round a tree       The local park is really fun    Skating with my skating chums    Elevator off the wall    Fuck me, not another fall       Now I'm lying in this bed    Broken arm and busted leg    I wished I'd never had gone riding    I should have taken up hang gliding