It's the same old guys  In the same old house  Lying around doing nothing  On the same old couch  Oh no not another day doing nothing  The only thing we get is the TV lovin'  Then it happened our boy had an idea  Put this ad in the paper  And see what would appear  Boredom's the matter with me  I wanna fight it  You wash the dishes baby  I'll do the dryin'  Then it happened boy  Then it happened boy  Then it happened boy  The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read  FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED  Beautifully fully furnished water front views  FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED  Deluxe appartment would you like to move  FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED  Ring the number provided and come on over  If you're pretty come on  If you're pretty come on  If you're pretty  Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed  So many girls' numbers   They had too much on their hands  When they turned up they knew they would survive  Beautiful women turning up  Four or five at a time  When they left their gave their name and number  And said don't forget to call you gotta remember  This went down in history  As the slickest and figgest girls you've ever seen  Boredoms the matter with me  I wanna fight it  You was the dishes baby  I'll do the drying  On the weekend  The weekend  Weekend  The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read