(feat. Ol' Dirty Bastard)    [Intro]  Dear Ol' Dirty Bastard, no no  Dear, Baby Jesus, no that's not it  Dear Dirt McGirt, aw yeah yeah yeah  Look, man it's this girl that I really like man  And, I want to get her to notice me  So, I just wanted some advice on  What should I do to like, get her to come my way  Write back soon, your biggest fan, Rhymefest    [Chorus: Ol' Dirty Bastard]  Why do you build me up (build me up) buttercup  Baby just to let me down (just to let me down)  Mess me around, and then worst of all (worst of all)  You never call baby when you say you will (when you say you will)  But I love you still, I need you! (I need you!)  More than anyone darlin; you know that I have from the start  Build me up (build me up)  Buttercup, don't break my heart    [Rhymefest]  Look, c'mon  Have you ever met a girl, come into your world  Cat {?} put your brain on sterile  Activate and leave stains like curls  Sophisticate, and make you feel so world  Ahhh, there it is - so liberated  Ridin in a sports car, so ventilated  Joggin in a sports bra, so titillated  Chick so cool, but not refridgerated  Look McGirt, I don't wanna trouble ya  But this chick on my block, I'm in love with her  I wanna get up in her Bush like Dubya  Tryin to get up in her Bush like Dubya  So write me back, let me know  How I'm 'sposed to hit it when I got no dough  How I'm 'sposed to spit it when I got no flow  Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy ya, shimmy yo  Oh (woo-hoo-hoooo)    [Chorus]    [Rhymefest]  I just wanna talk to her  But I'm me and this girl is so popular  It's a dirty game, me has binoculars  From a distance I just started watchin her  Then I met her at Hills on the Southside  Bought her chicken and fries, with coleslaw aside  She ain't say thanks enough, that's all pride  I don't care about her man, I just let it slide  I just think about fuckin you everyday  And just sink in the back of my Chevrolet  All that chicken you ate and you never paid  Take my order, can I have a breast or leg?  Would you fin' to say no, oh, how's that so?  After I came here and spent all my dough?  "Look boy it's chicken, what is you broke?"  Then I got scared and said it's a joke  Gave her a hug and stole her coat    [Chorus]    [Rhymefest]  Dear Dirty, thanks for the advice and everything man  It didn't really work out with this chick this time  She wasn't that buttercup, she was just another slut man  But you know what? I'm just gonna say forget about it man  I'ma go get a movie, you haven't seen "Harry Met Sally" yet?  It's kinda like what I'm goin through; aww, whatever  C'mon!    Yeah  This is for everybody lookin for that perfect girl man  Sometimes you ain't got all the money in the world  And you ain't got all the looks in the world but  You can still find that buttercup  Don't let her build you up and break you down man  You build it up, whatever, yo freak for me  Make sure she like to fuck though, heh  That's always important isn't it?    [ODB] Expect you're the one for meeeeeeeeeee  [Fest] Yo Dirt, pack your bags, let's go  [ODB] Girrrrl, the way you give brains to meeeeeeeeeee  [Fest] Yo Dirt, it's over G!