I met you on a rainy day  But the sun's been out since  And I knew from that moment  That you were my prince  Funny how life is  Always a big surprise  I thought the man of my dreams  Would have blue eyes  And I thought you'd be taller  I thought you'd be rich  I never thought you'd be moody  And at times such a bitch  I thought you'd be brilliant  A real Einstein  But you'd rather watch T.V.  Than challenge my mind  I thought you'd be happy  And never complain  But you're so neurotic  You make me feel sane!  I deamt about you  Did you dream about me?  You wore shining armor  and you rescued me  Funny how dreams are  Not always as they seem  My handsome prince turned out  To be more of a queen  You're not as romantic  As I hoped you'd be  You never buy flowers  At least not for me  We never go strolling  Or watch the sun set  We haven't made love outdoors  Since the night that we met  I thought you'd be athletic  With muscles for days  But I guess it don't matter  'Cause I love you the same  Do do do do, do do do do do do do  Nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya  But don't fear my darling  'Cause you know it's you I adore  And I know you can't be blamed  If at times you're a bore