When I was a youngster  Playing house was all the rage  And I always played the mommy  And they all thought it was just a stage  But as I grew older  Still I wished to be a lady  Not so I could have a man  But so I could have a baby!  Chorus:  Womb envy  I know it's kinda strange  Womb envy  But please let me explain  Womb envy  I know it's kinda crazy  I got womb envy  I wanna have a baby  Now I like my equpiment  I wouldn't trade it for the world  But I might trade it for nine months  If I could only be a girl  I don't wanna wear a dress  Or be somebody's wife  I just wanna have a chance  To feel the miracle of life!  (Chorus)  I'd do it naturally  No Playtex formulas for me  I'd study LaMaze and read Dr. Spock  If I could just be blessed with pregnancy  Well maybe someday science  Will make it a reality  If it's been done in test tubes  Then why not inside of me?  I'm every bit as loving  And gentle as can be  Lord, give me a chance to prove  My maternity!  (Chorus)