[Shaggy:]  Uh it wasn't me...     [Woman calling Shaggy:]  I bet it wasn't it was your third leg, in between the other two     [Shaggy:]  Alright Woody, you and me we neeed to have a talk   Cause your always gettin me in trouble right now this, this ain't funny     [Verse 1: Shaggy]  Why is it you always gotta be standin up   Or rub a dub, your like what's up   Have woman kissin on your head and stuff   Why is it you never ever seem to have enough   Why can't you ever go to bed and just chill?   Actin all ill, showin off your skill   Always tryin to make me go against my will   Why is it you always up in someone's grill     [Background Singers:]  That playboy shit you did yesterday   Won't you know I got busted anyway   You went home and didn't feel her cat   What kind of dumb shit is that?     [Chorus: Shaggy]  All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life   To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh   All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life   To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh     [Verse 2: Shaggy]  Why you always gotta be the one to take the lead   You wanna plant a seed, good thing I wore a shield   You think without a brain you seem to like can't even read   So why you think you have the right to tell me what I need   Now I'm tryin to talk to you you hold your head in shame   You sorry that you came, you think this is a game   It seems to me that I'm the one that's always bein framed   Cause everything you do guess who's the one to get the blame     [Background Singers:]  That playboy shit you did yesterday   Won't you know I got busted anyway   You went home and didn't feel her cat   What kind of dumb shit is that?     [Chorus: Shaggy]  All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life   To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh   All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life   To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh     [Bridge: Woman calling Shaggy]  You banged my friend, you pissed me off, you banged my friend, you boned   All fuzzy, cheap punk, hello.....hello....you make me sick     [Chorus: Shaggy]  All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life   To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh   All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life   To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh   All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life   To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh   All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life   To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh