I don't wanna go and party  I don't wanna shoot the pier  I don't wanna take the doggie out for a walk  I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer  I don't wanna do a bong load and go and wrench on the car  I don't wanna go and hose the dogshit down  Cause i ain't even gonna get out of bed  Keep on skankin' ronnie skank the night away  But the time is comin' for us all to pay  I don't wanna watch no porno  I don't wanna play guitar  I don't wanna spank the monkey  I don't wanna go down to the corner bar  Ain't even got to listen to all the stupid shit you got to say  I don't wanna do a god damn thing  I ain't gonna make my bed today  I don't wanna eat burritos or read about o.j.  Ain't gonna get a head rush cause i ain't gettin out of bed today