Songwriters: Kay, Chris; Kay, Michael;I smoke two joints in the morning  I smoke two joints at night  I smoke two joint in the afternoon  It makes me feel all right    I smoke two joints in time of peace  And two in time of war  I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints  And then I smoke two more    Daddy he once told me  "Son, you be hard workin' man"  And momma she once told me  "Son, you do the best you can"  Then one day I meet a man  He came to me and said  "Hard work good and hard work fine  But first take care of head"    Whoa rock me to the night  Ja say      © WISHES & DREAMS MUSIC;    these lyrics are last corrected by AllisonWonderland