Ev'ryone is trying to get to the bar  The name of the bar  The bar is called heaven  The band in heaven  They play my fav'rite song  They play it once again  They play it all night long    [Chorus:]  Heaven  Heaven is a place  A place where nothing  Nothing ever happens  Heaven  Heaven is a place  A place where nothing  Nothing ever happens    There is a party, everyone is there  Everyone will leave at exactly the same time  It's hard to imagine that nothing at all  Could be so exciting, could be so much fun    [Chorus:]  Heaven  Heaven is a place  A place where nothing  Nothing ever happens  Heaven  Heaven is a place  A place where nothing  Nothing ever happens    When this kiss is over it will start again  It will not be any different, it will be exactly the same  It's hard to imagine that nothing at all  Could be so exciting, could be so much fun    [Chorus:]  Heaven  Heaven is a place  A place where nothing  Nothing ever happens