I remember when I found out about chemistry  It was a long, long way from here  I was old enough to want it but younger than I wanted to be  Suddenly my mission was clear    So for awhile I conducted experiments  And I was amazed by the things I learned  From a fine fine girl with nothing but good intentions and a  Bad tendency to get burned    All about chemistry  Won't you show me everything you know  Ah wonder what you do to me  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh    Some time later I met a young graduate  When I had nobody to call my own  I told her I was looking for somebody to appreciate  And I just couldn't do it alone    So for awhile we conducted experiments  In an apartment by the River Road  And we found out that the two things we put together had a  Bad tendency to explode    All about chemistry  Won't you show me everything you've learned  I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can  Teach it when it comes my turn    Fine spring day, California waves  Sweet Pacific scenes through the  Windows of airplanes and hotel rooms    So when I find myself alone and unworthy  I think about all of the things I learned from the  Fine fine women with nothing but good intentions and a  Bad tendency to get burned    All about chemistry  Won't you show me everything you know  Ah wonder what you do to me  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh    All about chemistry  Won't you show me everything you've learned  I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can  Teach it when it comes my turn    It's all about chemistry  It's all about chemistry  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh    It's all about chemistry  It's all about chemistry  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh