Big Pimp aka all up off in yo main gul drawers  Frank Dingaling the dirty hog    Thats some of that Peruvian weed  ok, ok ok ok ok    Now everyday is a pimpin day so...  I slide on my 'llac with black alligators  Feather in my hat wit a 3 piece tux  Ice in my grill plus my rollie stay plush  Don't got no main lady cuz i dont like to fuck  Just got one I can trust to bust these keys down to dust  Split these g'z out with us shut these p'z down to flush  I got sluts that can puff and blow yo nuts till they bust what  We bending corners in a plush crush (oh lawd)  And keep 2 clips cuz im quick to bust (on yall)  One pimp 4 hoes so we gone ball we got a case of yak so my dick won't fall  Them 20 inches got that Coup Deville sittin tall  Eight 12's beat the hinges off the trunk like stonewall  And we gone creep when we crawl here we come  We poppin 65432 and here comes the 1 and that's for real    [chorus]  I'm bending cornersin my Cadillac  Pistol under my seat wit a sack full of crack  Smoking hay (hay) getting blown (blown)  Im bending corners in my Cadillac  4 hoes In the back One head in my lap  Getting head (head) on the road (road)    Now, its eight rules to my game of life  Rule 1: learn em all and follow em right  Rule 2: don't take no shit from none of these hoes  Just be bought 2 things fuckin em out and leavin em broke  Rule 3: if you ever get some bread to buy a key  Make sure the nigga you getting it from don't work for the MPD   (your under arrest)  Rule 4: If you ever try to kick in a doe, kick it right the first time  You dont lay out the back doe  Rule 5: Most important keep yo Southern pride  Fuck what they sayin hind closed doors you know the South get live  Rule 6: Tell them playahaters to suck yo dick, get mad like a bitch  Cuz they shit aint droppin hits  Rule 7: Aww naw now that shouldve been 1  Don't eva leave the house without being strapped wit a gun  Rule 8: Just repeat 1-7, and if you eva get to heaven   hug my late uncle Kevin  Bring it back now  Them 20 inches got that Coup Deville sittin tall  Eight 12's beat the hinges off the trunk like stone wall  We gone creep when we crawl here we come  We poppin 65432 and here comes the 1  And that's for real    [Chorus]    Now ask yo self am I the slickest pimp you eva saw  They call me Peter Westraw the devil's son in law why  I know you niggaz don't know how  To make the sadidiest hoes snort powder and get live  Been doing this shit since the age 5, way back in 85' and I still aint tired  But why? Cuz that's something that yall need to know  When I empty out yo block im gone fill it wit holes  Bring it back now them 20 inches got that Coup Deville sittin tall  Eight 12's beat the hinges off the trunk like stonewall  And we gone creep when we crawl, we poppin 65432 and here comes the 1  And that's for real    [Chorus]