written by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen  c. 1995 Zevon Music BMI  I'm a junk bond king  And I'm on the run  Me and a friend of mine  We were headed for the sunshine  I got my hands on the wheel  I got gas in the tank  I got a suitcase full of money  From a Luxembourg bank  We didn't stop 'til we got to Big Cypress  Wandered in to the Legion Hall  The sign outside said "Seminole Bingo"  Fell in love with the ping pong balls  And the SEC is far behind  Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos  A long way from Liechtenstein  I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo  And my Wall Street wiles  Don't help me even slightly  'Cause I never have the numbers  And I'm losing nightly  I cashed in the last of my Triple B bonds  Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail  I parked it right outside the reservation  Fifteen minutes from the Collier County Jail  And the SEC is far behind  Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos  A long way from Liechtenstein  I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo  Well, the SEC is far behind  Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos  A long way from Liechtenstein  I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo