[Talking]  This some quick shit, check  You're a herb and uh, it's like this  ("Ya better ask somebody")    [Verse 1]  You're a herb, if you say you dig all the time  But can't find a sample from beats to the rhyme  A herb, if you claim your raps is official  But everything you sample is a fuckin' re-issue  You're a herb, sayin' that you rhyme of the mind  But ya hype man's backin' up every line  If you're in a fight but don't really wanna scrap  But act like you want it when the bouncer hold you back  You're a herb, if you tip strippers with a dollar  Those who grab the coke and then call yaself a baller  A herb, if you just now sayin' holla  If you meet a girl but are too shook to call her  If you act cool but keep ya girl on a leash  If you're still talkin' bout the Jay Nas beef  You're a herb, if you saw episode one  But never saw the trilogy, I just begun  You're a herb    Hook:  * humming to the beat with lines being mixed in*  "Ya better ask somebody"  "Yo herb"    [Verse 2]  You're a herb, if you got a flag on ya truck  But before last September you never gave a fuck  A herb, if you put ya faith in the churches  I you call yourself Bin Laden in ya verses  A herb, actually, better yet a joke  If you glorify suicide and doin' lines of coke  I you traded in your comic books and stamps  For an Avirex and some SouthPole pants  You're a herb, if you live next to Forest Gump  But go to school tying your bandana in the front  "Yo herb", if you got skills but dress like a nerd  Just cause you can rap don't mean you ain't a herb  Herb, you're a herb if you claim fame  But hide yaself online with a fake screen name  Act violent and claim to hold things  Rappin' like a thug and walk around in toe rings  You're a herb    Hook    [Verse 3]  You're a herb, if your man buy's you a bex  And you're to stingy to buy him the next  But you'll buy a drink for the opposite sex  The type of guy that snatch whole albums of the neck  You're a herb, if you fallin' for the Puma fads  Cause they got a pair of turntables in their ads  A herb, if you never pay for a date  A big herb if you never reciprocate  If you gotta leave the room or change up ya tone  When you talkin' to your girl on your cell phone  A herb, if you steal out the tip cup  If you wear your hat with the visor flipped up  You're a herb, if you like this but don't own this  If you think it's funny when you fuckin' with the homeless  If you tuck your sweatshirt in ya jeans  If you dis the Guru because he left the Bean  You're a herb, motherfucker    Hook (until fade)    Yeh, take offence, 7L on the track  Esoteric with the rap, herb rappers fall back