(chorus)x2  life is a bunch of bullshit  life is a big piece of shit  life is nuthin but shit  life aint worth a shit    (verse 1)  hello kids today ima teach you bout life  before you go off and fucking kill your wife  its not worth your motherfucking time  its just all a bunch of motherfucking lies  there is no god  there is no buddha  there is no allah  and there is no duddha  religion is just a waste of time  why dont you just make your shrines    (chorus)    (verse 2)  i may not be a perfect christian  but ive read the bible so much and you still wont listen  its all bullshit  hows a man gonna walk on water  and never get a bitch  if i was jesus christ  i would fuck all day and fuck all night  so why waste your time  at a stupid ass church when you can always fucking  make your own shrines    (bridge)  MOTHERFUCKING RELIGION  ITS BULLSHIT  JUST BULLSHIT  I WILL WORSHIP SATAN CUZ HE REALLY EXISTS  OH YES HE DOES HE REALLY EXISTS    (chorus)x4    (verse 3)  god where are you  if your out there then whys my life so blue  god what do you do  do you just sit around and laugh at my mistakes  why dont you come down  and safe your fucking people  sufferin everyday  why do i waste my time  talking to you oh talking to you    (outro)  hey kids, dont go to church  worship satan  for he is the true god  he rebelled against god  and now we should bow down to him  worship him  just worship him    (chorus)