I've never been kissed before  It's been on my list before  A flick of the wrist before would do  But when you get down to it  It's got a good sound to it  Don't meddle around with it  'Cos it's far too wet to woo     When Mummy and Daddy play  They tell me to go away  But by hanging around  I can learn all the rules  Now I got the technique  I'm away     Develop a taste for it  A time and a place for it   Although on the face of it, it's a crime  I've nibbled the cheese of it  The birds and the bees of it  Are weak at the knees  From making honey  Every time     I'm throwing my toys away  I'm leaving the boys to play  With the boys  Gimme girls  And it's time I was breaking away     Just gimme some head room  Just a little bitta head room  I need some leg room  Just a little bitta leg room  I see myself Oh Lord  I see a mess     I'm making a meal of it  I'm breaking the seal of it  I'm getting the feel of what to do  It's got a good ring to it  I'm getting a thing for it  And if there's a sting in it  I'll have met my Waterloo  My Mummy and Daddy said  You're liable to wind up dead     Oo, they've been shooting me a line  Maybe it doesn't exist at all  Oo, I've been towing the line  Now I'm hook line and sinkered     I've never been kissed before  It's been on my list before  A flick of the wrist before would do  But when you get down to it  It's got a good sound to it  Don't meddle around with it  'Cos it's far too wet to woo     I've thrown all my toys away  I'm leaving the boys to play  With the girls that you get  For a dollar a day  When you pull on their strings they say     Just gimme some head room  Just a little bitta head room  I need a ball room  Up against the wall room  I need the rest Oh Lord  I need the rest     Just gimme some head room  Just a little bitta head room  Take me to your bed-room  Show a little bitta leg room  I need the rest Oh Lord  I need the rest     Just gimme some head room  Just a little bitta head room  I need some head room  Just a little bitta head room  I need the rest Oh Lord  I need the rest     Just gimme some head room  Just a little bitta head room  I need some head room  Just a little bitta head room  I need the rest Oh Lord  I need the rest