Hello there  How have you been  I've called a million times  But to me you're never in   I know I never had the style  or dash of Errol Flynn  But I loved you     I'm doing really well  I'm as happy as a lark  I got a new apartment  It's as safe as Central Park  And if they ever mug me   When I'm walking in the dark  Will you know     Don't hang up  Don't hang up     Rolled up in my camera  With the big cheese up above  I stumbled from my stag night  To a never ending limousine     The band went la di da di da  And I got loady do di dodied  Lousy violins began to play  I went no no no  And as the vol-au-vents exploded  I was walking down the aisle the other way     Don't hang up  Don't hang up  Don't say, Oooh  Nobody's safe in our house     Leave me alone  But a but a please  Leave me alone  Just a mo, a minute  I'm so alone     We had  Some honeymoon on itchy bedding  Scum buzzing round your busy body  Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining  All mass-debating my woman     We got a  Bum Guatemala pensione  Crumbling about our ears, Ole  Even the trash man he say     You got a dustbin romance  It's going down the drain   You got a low impedence  She's got a rocky terrain     Oo, you got a lot to learn  Oo, you got a lot to learn  You got a lot to learn about women  A lot to learn about women women  What's to learn about women  We've both got a lot to learn     Surprise surprise  There's a hell of a well in your eyes  Have we won the no Nobel Prize  Has the colour run out of our dies     Surprise surprise  There's a hell of a well in your eyes   When the barman said "What're you drinking?"  I said marriage on the rocks     I know I never had the style  or dash of Errol Flynn  But I loved you     Don't hang up  Don't hang up  Don't say ....