Drinking Yukon Jack in a Northwestern bar  I noticed her eyes and the size of her scars  I got a little closer just to be near  When I hear her scream out for another two beers  Gathered my courage and told her she was fine  Found she worked with Nature and I lost my mind  Tree huggers suck but I caught a whiff of gas  She told me her job and knocked me on my ass  She was a chainsaw mama  Working in the forest green  A chainsaw mama  the best woman I've ever seen  What a chainsaw mama  Cutting trees all day  A chainsaw mama  and she wants my log today  She talked low and hard about her hearty job  Enough to make enviromentalists sob  Then she grabbed me tight and told me her desire  For me to take her out and set her woods afire.  We left that bar headed for the Great North Woods  And in that chilly air she showed me her goods.  I'd better be hot, she had no time for fools  Or she will drop me flat for her power tools.  She's just a chainsaw mama  the kind you'd like to please  A chainsaw mama  Arms as thick as trees  My lovely chainsaw mama  More than just a fling  A hearty chainsaw mama  Love her axe swing  Sawdust flew up into the cold night air  she won three of five falls but she don't fight fair  I pinned her once, but she flashed me her tattoo  And I lost it when I read "Paul Bunyan was here too!"  If you've got the strength and the stamina friend  Come to the Great Northwest where the land just ends  And find yourself a lucious logging babe  And never ever try to misbehave  cause she's a chainsaw mama  don't screw em up pal  Oh lovely chainsaw mama  Or you'll end up like the spotted owl  Gas powered Chainsaw mama  My heart and groin both stir  For my chainsaw mama  Whenever she cries "Timber!"  (repeat random choruses)